30 August 2010

Fresh roasted Iraqi's anyone?

(A soldier holding the PHaSR rifle)

No, this isn't something out of a live-action Buck Rogers movie, this is actually the PHaSR(Personal Halting and Stimulation Response) rifle.  This little piece of equipment can be aimed at a target and used to blind any biological entity; in this case, it's Iraqi's.

The weapon's effects seem to be temporary and probably won't be making anyone burst into flames, but one can't help but think, "What's next?"  To that, I would have to give you nothing more than a shoulder shrug.  Between our tank melting "Direct Energy Weapon" and high energy lasers that will shoot down missiles, something tells me a nuke won't be our biggest problem for long.

(The "Dazzler", which can cause temporary blindness)

I have read some unsupported claims that this gun can also make the victim feel as though he/she is on fire.  Haven't found any sources to back that up as of yet.


  1. Spontaneous combustion is actually time-traveling bandits with sniper rifles with this technology....I guess

  2. I guess they just decided to go back and set some unsuspecting ass hole on fire, then? Sweet zombie Jesus, that sounds like fun.

  3. You got this from Cracked didn't you, you cum guzzling faggot?